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AI, USED HONESTLY.

Three offers from €490: audit an existing site for AI stylistic tells, build you a custom AI tool in your own brand voice, or set up a local model that keeps your data off the cloud. Fixed prices, no subscriptions, no black-box mystery.

Slop Check

Audit

flat

490

Final price · small-business scheme

Outcome: a clear list of where your site reads like a template.

  • Text checked for AI-typical patterns
  • Images checked for generator signals
  • PDF report with concrete fixes
  • 30-minute call about the report

For sites built with AI tools that read as generic.

Delivered in three to five working days

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AI On-Premise

Local LLM setup

from

2,890

Final price · small-business scheme

Outcome: data stays with you. AI runs anyway.

  • Hardware recommendation or setup on your server
  • Open model selected and installed
  • Web interface in your local network
  • Two workflows automated to your spec

For firms and practices that need AI but cannot put data into the cloud.

Timeline: 1-2 weeks

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All prices in euros. I currently qualify for the Austrian small-business scheme (§ 6 Abs 1 Z 27 UStG). Prices shown are final, no VAT is added. My offers are directed at businesses (§ 1 KSchG).

HOW I WORK WITH AI.

I use AI as a tool. Three phases, identical in every project. You should know what happens before you book anything.

  1. Briefing in your words.

    We talk for an hour. You tell me what you do often, which texts or tasks eat your time, and how your brand should sound. I listen and take notes without buzzwords.

  2. Build the right tool.

    I set up the right model. Custom GPT, Claude Project or local LLM. Knowledge base with your real examples. Instructions written so the tool hits your tone and knows its limits.

  3. Handover without lock-in.

    You get access, training and a recording. The tool runs in your account, not mine. After two weeks we fine-tune together. After that it is fully yours.

WHAT AI SLOP LOOKS LIKE.

A paragraph like a thousand others. The slop check looks for exactly these patterns. Here is what I scan for.

A

Before · raw AI output

In today's fast-paced digital world, businesses face a critical challenge: standing out from the noise. It's not just about being seenit's about being remembered. Our innovative solution leverages cutting-edge AI to deliver tailored, scalable and future-proof outcomes. In other words, we transform the way you do business.

  • Filler intro
  • Em-dash habit
  • Adjective triplet
  • Empty big promise
B

After · written by hand

Customers google you. They land on your site. If the first paragraph sounds like a textbook, they are gone in three seconds. The slop check shows you exactly where this happens and suggests concrete alternatives. You decide what to do with the findings.

WHAT I WILL NOT DO.

So we both save time if this is not the right fit.

  • I will not sell you a stock GPT with your logo slapped on it.
  • I will not take over your entire content workflow. That stays with you. AI is a tool.
  • I will not set up a local model if your use case is better served by a normal cloud account. I tell you that before you book.
  • I will not finish your web copy with the workbench and send it to you. That is a different job and belongs to /pakete/.
  • I will not promise an exact percentage of time saved. How much time you actually save depends on how you use the tool.

If you want to know whether ChatGPT, Perplexity and Google AI Overviews actually find and cite your existing site: that is a different question, and it lives on /ki-audit/.

IF YOU NEED MORE.

  • Second Workbench

    from €490

    Another Custom GPT or Claude Project for a different task area. Same setup, separate briefing.

  • Team Training

    from €390

    Two hours for up to five people. Hands-on use of the tool, understanding the limits, writing your own prompts.

  • Slop Audit Subscription

    from €190/month

    For content teams: a monthly spot check whether new texts and images still carry your voice or drift into generic.

  • Workbench Maintenance

    from €120/quarter

    Quarterly knowledge-base updates, adding new brand examples, sharpening instructions when the tone drifts.

OFTEN ASKED.

What is the difference to /ki-audit/?

In short: /ki-audit/ checks whether ChatGPT and friends cite your company at all. This page flips the perspective. You use AI yourself as a tool. Both questions matter, both have their own price.

Do I need a ChatGPT or Claude plan to use the workbench?

Yes. Custom GPTs run inside ChatGPT Plus or Team, Claude Projects inside Claude Pro or Team. Which provider fits you we clarify during briefing. Both run between €20 and €30 per month. The subscription is on your name, not mine.

What if I notice after six months that the tool no longer fits?

Then you book a maintenance hour or the quarterly add-on and we sharpen the setup. You can also maintain the workbench fully yourself. I show you how during handover.

Why does the local setup cost more than a workbench?

Because more work goes into it. Model selection, hardware matching, drivers, web interface, network connection, backup, training. A Custom GPT is done in one to two weeks, a local setup in two to four. The price reflects that time.